Re: Prague reviews in English
Napsal: 30 pro 2019 12:53
After more than a year of visiting private erotic massage services in Prague it's time to make a balance of my experiences. One note: I do not visit massage salons for several reasons, so my experience and feedback does not include them.
Overall, here are the main takeaways from more than 20 private erotic massage services that I visited this year:
- There was not a single overall positive experience. It's incredible how there was not a single masseuse that made me want to come back over and over again.
- I don't understand why they call themselves "massage services" if most of them does not know how to give a proper massage. It's mostly a "spreading the oil" business.
- Most of the girls use fake photos or old photos of themselves. Visually, it's a scam business. The advertised age is also fake in most of them (if they say they are 40 yold, most likely they will be over 50)
- Prices are completely stupid. It's more expensive to have a "massage" with an hand job at the end than to pay a girl for sex.
- Tantra or similar "spiritual" massages are one of the biggest scams. It's usually an overpriced (average 2500 Czk / 90 min) bad massage, with an average looking middle aged woman, finished with a bad hand job. They tell you it's all about freedom of the mind but they are full of rules on how you should behave.
- Usually you spend 90% of the massage laying on your belly. When you turn on your back the masseuse stops the massage and just focus on the hand job. Most of them are afraid that you try to touch them or try to avoid it as much as possible.
- The erotic massage business is transformed into a very expensive "teasing" industry, in which you pay to be teased and, often, you leave more frustrated than when you arrive.
- Nuru or body massages are usually boring sessions of a girl sliding on your back and ending with her on top, in a 69 position. As good looking as the girl may be I don't find exciting to have a woman sliding up and down my leg for 5 minutes (for example)
- On the funny side, some of the massages were so boring that I ended up falling asleep. The stupid girls thought that this was a sign that the massage was great....
Conclusion:
Massage = usually bad
Handjob = average / bad
Prices = expensive
Masseuses = Former prostitutes or bad masseuses trying to make a living
It's like if I would be driving a bus without driving license. If you are called a "masseuse" you should be able to do at least an OK massage. And since they charge so much money, at least they should do a decent hand job.
Given this scenario, I will stop using these services in the future.
A few examples of services I used:
- https://andelskeobjeti-cz.webnode.cz/o-nas/
She was the only one that gave me a really good massage. I could use her just as a regular massage service. As an erotic service she is in her mid forties, below average looking and the massage place looks dark and old fashioned.
- https://www.relaxmasazepavlina.cz/
You can either have a below average massage with Pavlina or, if she likes you, you can have sex with her. It depends of her mood in the day you visit. Also in her mid forties, she looks better live than on the photos.
- http://masaze-element.cz/nas-tym/
Zdenka gives you an excellent girlfriend experience and she is overall a pretty girl. However, she has too many rules (keep eyes closed when she is naked, etc) and does a bad hand-job. You will be frustrated for not getting more from her.
- http://masaze-studio-praha.cz/kontakty
Marie Karolina is a professional masseuse and she does a decent Tantra, even allowing touches in her breasts. However, the looks are not for me, as she looks like she is tired all the time.
- http://www.eroticke-masaze.cz/inzeraty/ ... z-praha_10
Alice gives an excellent foot massage. And she ends the massage with sex. With that said, she attends in a shabby room and she is clearly in her early 50's (the body is holding on well, though)
- http://www.eroticke-masaze.cz/inzeraty/ ... az-praha_9
Isabel is on the plump side and she does not know how to do a proper massage. In the end she simulates a blowjob (putting her lips on the dick) but not going further then that. It's a bit frustrating because she does not do "sexual services". Not for every taste.
- https://www.smyslnaharmonie.cz/ and https://www.sex.cz/411091
Avoid at all cost. Both ladies look disgusting.
Final comment: the impression that I have is that there may be some nice private masseuses out there. Simply, of those, nobody is willing to do any reviews
Overall, here are the main takeaways from more than 20 private erotic massage services that I visited this year:
- There was not a single overall positive experience. It's incredible how there was not a single masseuse that made me want to come back over and over again.
- I don't understand why they call themselves "massage services" if most of them does not know how to give a proper massage. It's mostly a "spreading the oil" business.
- Most of the girls use fake photos or old photos of themselves. Visually, it's a scam business. The advertised age is also fake in most of them (if they say they are 40 yold, most likely they will be over 50)
- Prices are completely stupid. It's more expensive to have a "massage" with an hand job at the end than to pay a girl for sex.
- Tantra or similar "spiritual" massages are one of the biggest scams. It's usually an overpriced (average 2500 Czk / 90 min) bad massage, with an average looking middle aged woman, finished with a bad hand job. They tell you it's all about freedom of the mind but they are full of rules on how you should behave.
- Usually you spend 90% of the massage laying on your belly. When you turn on your back the masseuse stops the massage and just focus on the hand job. Most of them are afraid that you try to touch them or try to avoid it as much as possible.
- The erotic massage business is transformed into a very expensive "teasing" industry, in which you pay to be teased and, often, you leave more frustrated than when you arrive.
- Nuru or body massages are usually boring sessions of a girl sliding on your back and ending with her on top, in a 69 position. As good looking as the girl may be I don't find exciting to have a woman sliding up and down my leg for 5 minutes (for example)
- On the funny side, some of the massages were so boring that I ended up falling asleep. The stupid girls thought that this was a sign that the massage was great....
Conclusion:
Massage = usually bad
Handjob = average / bad
Prices = expensive
Masseuses = Former prostitutes or bad masseuses trying to make a living
It's like if I would be driving a bus without driving license. If you are called a "masseuse" you should be able to do at least an OK massage. And since they charge so much money, at least they should do a decent hand job.
Given this scenario, I will stop using these services in the future.
A few examples of services I used:
- https://andelskeobjeti-cz.webnode.cz/o-nas/
She was the only one that gave me a really good massage. I could use her just as a regular massage service. As an erotic service she is in her mid forties, below average looking and the massage place looks dark and old fashioned.
- https://www.relaxmasazepavlina.cz/
You can either have a below average massage with Pavlina or, if she likes you, you can have sex with her. It depends of her mood in the day you visit. Also in her mid forties, she looks better live than on the photos.
- http://masaze-element.cz/nas-tym/
Zdenka gives you an excellent girlfriend experience and she is overall a pretty girl. However, she has too many rules (keep eyes closed when she is naked, etc) and does a bad hand-job. You will be frustrated for not getting more from her.
- http://masaze-studio-praha.cz/kontakty
Marie Karolina is a professional masseuse and she does a decent Tantra, even allowing touches in her breasts. However, the looks are not for me, as she looks like she is tired all the time.
- http://www.eroticke-masaze.cz/inzeraty/ ... z-praha_10
Alice gives an excellent foot massage. And she ends the massage with sex. With that said, she attends in a shabby room and she is clearly in her early 50's (the body is holding on well, though)
- http://www.eroticke-masaze.cz/inzeraty/ ... az-praha_9
Isabel is on the plump side and she does not know how to do a proper massage. In the end she simulates a blowjob (putting her lips on the dick) but not going further then that. It's a bit frustrating because she does not do "sexual services". Not for every taste.
- https://www.smyslnaharmonie.cz/ and https://www.sex.cz/411091
Avoid at all cost. Both ladies look disgusting.
Final comment: the impression that I have is that there may be some nice private masseuses out there. Simply, of those, nobody is willing to do any reviews